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johnnyalexjuice

by the country boys

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1.
and all that shit
2.
it all began with three og's and a dream they were playing music as a magic team churning out the best tunes you've ever heard no one in the band was a nerd then a grocery cart derailed the boys and their making music with toys they was gone but now they's back giving the critics heart attacks playing through the marhshall stacks now you've experienced the reunion justin his butt is still fuming johnny's hair is still grooming now alex get's were through man they was gone but now they's back giving the critics the heart attacks playing through the marshall stacks
3.
x girlfriend 04:28
(unintelligible)
4.
where did everyone go excuse me hello does anyone know where i should go shadow people my new best friends shadow people with evil grins
5.
we all have heard the story before but we're here to give it to you again country boy style juice was jealous of nicole and ronald who knows but it was the trial of the century if he was innocent why would him and al go for a spin in the bronco the white ford bronco he was tracked down and thrown in with shapiro and others were there to help it was meant to be what the public could see it was his destiny it was the trial of the century many thought he was guilty the browns, the goldmans, the clark except 12 people juice wanted to be free free of person, free of ito, free of publicity the case was long many were forgetting the point it wasn't about furhman or what him and kato had to eat it was guilty or innocent maybe probably definitely it was the trial of the century the jury the original jury the new jury found him innocent charges dropped oj was free from the trial of the century
6.
jimmy junky 01:38
i knew this guy named jimmy he was really junky i only have one question for him and it is is there anyone more junky than jimmy a junky named jimmy now we're dead
7.
war 02:25
marching back and forth invading another man's land loading up their weapons aiming them at a different kind pulling the pin of a grenade blowing tons away it's time to make some decisions it's time to make some agreements so pack up your men send them to die again(again) army's mind filled with plans mostly more painful ways kill watching the fall of your platoon very few come back to base never thought they would draft you haven't got a clue what to do firearm at you blw away your hand return the favor blow away their head ten years later it comes to and end just so a new one can begin(again)
8.
monroe 02:02
visit the sheriff of the week why have a police force nothing valuable to steal piggly wiggly this is how they speak gulgy gulgy gulgy language is so dirty red room sweet home monrow population one one oh sweet home munrow where the toilets overflow straws in there mouth consider it food eat on all fours home of juice sleep on the floor tour of home just step in the door sadie dog best friend is a drink hangout crimson old run down store queen o'dog
9.
you're in my way(fear me) you won't leave me alone(fear me) you're the one to pay you've always known they day would come when i get on your bone when i get back at you today's the final day it's how you fear i'm watching you i'm screwing your wife i'm torturing you i'm draining your life fear de solid fear de solid fear me fear me fear me fear me fear de solid fear de solid
10.
puzzles 00:47
puzzles are for me puzzles are for you tons and tons and tons and tons of puzzles we can do
11.
7:29 02:10
it's 7:29 am johnny's taking a big bm i shout we're going to miss the bus finally i hear a flush i gotta have breakfast johnny shouts what's this crap all about it's 7:29 am we're about to go out da door johnny starts to pour a little more he's done and he says i'm going to lie in my comfy beds it's 7:29 am the bus has gone by the home johnny says "let's leave it to the dome" too late then johnny starts to hate i look at the clock and shout "damn!" it's 7:29 pm!
12.
bull 02:39
there's a bull in my house don't know how to get him out gonna kick his fuckin' ass gonna punch his fuckin' snout bull just a bunch of bull
13.
jump jump jump limburger jump mustard, ketchup, mayonaisse, chili, and the american cheese no limburger there's something bleeping wrong where's the bleeping limburger i want it and i want it now bleeping limburger bleep you i want my bleeping limburger i want it and i want it now
14.
baby blues 02:02
i got da blues the baby blues babys make too much fucking noise don't matter if it be a girl or some boys shut da hell up or i'll cut your hand with this cup i got da blues
15.
blood bath 02:53
let's tune it down a bit let's trash some of the shit what's the point of the blood bath when everything else is still so filthy i'm bathing in the blood bath and i got a good lather
16.
old fart 00:35
old fart i fart we all fart we all fart we're dead aaaaaaahhh
17.
crime time 02:05
another life taken away with a bowie knife motorycycles burning the pave trashing another guy's resting grave a teen being raped face smashed in another shape no one can hear her scream "shut up or die" the criminal beamed crime all the time never happened to me how lucky i can be there's no way to survive i'll never make it alive looking at my destiny oh god what a tragedy my friend was attacked my girl bloody hacked gun at my head blow me away i'm dead it's not fair to people who are innocent but become the victim somebody stop it
18.
he has a gun in the left use it for theft his right hand has booze lover or friend he hates to choose yoo hoo guess who mr. tampucket he uses a bucket mr. tampucket his shirt he never tucks it he eats five falcons he drinks sweat by the gallon pants eight slim necklace out of slimjims yoo hoo guess who weebok on the feet his favorite flavor is meat yoo hoo guess who
19.
cool guy 02:09
i'm a cool guy
20.
country boys 04:14
i've got something to say about three cb's in a cb world there al and johnny and justav too country boys with loud guitars country boys at a young age country boys at 9729176 it's the juice at ten when his career started to begin just a young litte j with amp and guitar he played it again and again that's right juice justaf, sauce, oh yeah and justin too what do you want to be when you grow up? a fire dog back to business with the j-mack yeah johnny d he was attached to a magnavox then a light and his boom box bulb appeared over his head and thought i'll never get a haircut till i'm dead that's the end of the bizz with mister frizz wrong door idiot and least but not last it's the pretty boy who likes to sing it's a solo career with him and macking hat now surprise me country boys with loud guitars
21.
go away 01:26
cowboy junky makes it sound funky so very very punky eating my fruit putting on da boot in da boot lots of loot i'm a tan boy filled with joy loy loy loy loy loy go away now wow way to go ugh i don't know oh bought a card and a tubolard charged it on my visa credit card clumsy me lost a kneww while taking a pee teeh hee hee hee hee hee, hee hee hee hee hee
22.
world war 3 02:33
world peace is gone you thought they would know you thought they would be smart it's time for world war three yes nuclear explosions only artillery is here to lead us atom bombs are our matters over eighteen get to kill
23.
pain 01:58
he's annoying he's family it hurts oh it hurts save me please save me competition he's family it hurts oh its hurts look there goes satan's kid now he's dead because i killed him
24.
today is a broken record tell me somthing i don't know individuality is the plague tell me something i don't know a musical photocopier tell me something i don't know borrowed thoughts borrowed sounds reap the rewards that you stole from the lords chords from the scrapyard michael mann (johnny/juice) death destruction (death) things falling apart death hellfire the voices of tortured souls they're screaming in pain (the darkness) the horror i'm dancing with zombies from beyond the grave and i sniff dead roses (live ends here) and play with the devil i have no soul michael mann i wear a trenchcoat gangrene syphilis my dickhole mono they're laughing at my torment i'll never forget that day and i'll eat your soul tell me something i don't know recycled riffs tell me something i don't know tell me something i don't know today is a broken record is a broken record a broken record broken record record just the same old same old tell me something i don't know
25.
fire* 02:26
fire burning your house fire burning your possesions fire burning your history fire burning yourself fire burning all red, orange, yellow, blue fire kills fire burns fire is born by mistakes fire is a deadly flame burning to a death fire produces smoke choking to a death fire stops at nothing burn me burn you burn all burn everything burn everything burn everything fire can be destroyed but can also be reborn
26.
death destruction (death) things falling apart death hellfire the voices of tortured souls they're screaming in pain (the darkness) the horror i'm dancing with zombies from beyond the grave and i sniff dead roses (live ends here) and play with the devil i have no soul michael mann i wear a trenchcoat gangrene syphilis my dickhole mono they're laughing at my torment i'll never forget that day and i'll eat your soul
27.
i saw juice groovin' on elvis i saw juice playin' with corpses i saw juice smokin' a pepsi i saw juice jackin' a nissan his name is juice and he really smells got skulls in his van but please don't tell juice smells
28.
the comeback 03:04
"figure them out yourself"
29.
too late 01:20
how bout we go for a ride i see the fire in you and all the pain you hide but I'm not against you and your heart burns with the fire in you i see you've wasted your turn has he forgot about you too late it's too late Iim not your date anyway i dodge the hints you drop but they're right beside me and I'm not tellin you to stop because it's all about me too late it's too late i'm not your fate anyway how would I ever live in a cycle like this a sinkfull of sorrow and tears won't redirect my kiss but don't think I don't see you there and I just wanna pull your hair too late it's too late too late it's too late too late it's too late ahhhhhhhhhhh
30.
subway 01:42
when i feel that hunger call 'only one place i go, yes, y'all the lettuce is fresh and the bread is hot jared fogel haha robots subway subway the place to be subway subway they all love me subway subway give me flesh subway subway gotta eat fresh cold cut trio i like the best but that don't mean i hate the rest except nasty seafood and crab dude, it's decidedly unfab subway subway the place to be subway subway they all love me subway subway give me fresh subway subway gotta eat fresh so next time you want some food good to the place where it's all gooed blah blah blah blah blah blah blah italian herbs and cheese... rah!
31.
girl 01:28
alone at my house, with nothing to do just sittin' on a log, just thinkin' 'bout you oh baby, baby baby baby baby baby whether i'm takin' a stroll, or smokin' a bowl girl i just think about you, and i'm on a roll (cut it up dj country boy)
32.
1,2,3 4 5 country boys are still alive back in action, with the marshall stacks'n' just takin' it back'n' rockin' and rappin' well it's a 6,7,8 9 10 now the screaming mutes are back at it again alex is roppin', johnny's boppin'(mumbles) pop'n'lock'n' country boys with loud guitars, country boys at a young age, country boys at 4045424519 g 2004, cb comin' at ya, give you some more that flavor you want, you need, you crave country boys rockin' you, to your grave bump these pimp hot tracks... ...sound nice on wax? horse bean-o, i know you feel me, johnny alex juice splashin' your pee pee country boys with loud guitars, country boys at a young age, country boys at 4014398 is this a tale about nothing or do u throw us in and get something if you say we play bad we don't get sad we just write up some more to make you mad is this great or is it special here we are in a nutshell we're dumb but you're the bum and I'm the one that's getting some...play but we all play...today

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a joint release between 2fmp and juice records

the baddest in "babycore" out there. you will be rocked. and you'll be motivated to sort through your closet to find the stuff you recorded similar to this.

includes pdf liner notes with cover and lyric sheet so you can sing along

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released August 31, 2016

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